If you’ve never seen him, Knickers is one giant steer. The Holstein looks like he got hit by the same thing that baby got hit by in Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. But we found out that looks can be deceiving and although Knickers is huge, hanging out with a bunch of smaller cows certainly boosts his image.
This week, a Holstein by the name of Knickers captured the heart of the Internet by standing horns and shoulders above a herd of cattle on a farm in Australia.
And there’s no arguing that the lad is large.
At the shoulder, Knickers stands a mighty 6’4”, which means he’s two inches taller than Arnold Schwarzenegger. And he weighs roughly 2,800 pounds, which is the approximate equivalent of 14-and-a-half Danny DeVitos.
Which is to say, Knickers is big. But also that his bigness is relative to whatever he is being compared to.