Besides belonging in the water and having the ability to float, boats and surfboards are completely different. You know that, we know that, but apparently this guy had no idea. He's for some reason thinks it's a good idea to ride the pipeline of a wave in his boat (Hint: It's not) with others on ...

American surfer Evan Geiselman wiped out on The Pipeline in Hawaii and had to be rescued by fellow surfing champ Andre Botha. Botha administer mouth to mouth in the pounding waves, and undoubtedly saved Geiselman's life, as he clung to his lifeless body and willed him through the white wash. ...