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Turkey Finds Out the Hard Way Why Only Chickens Cross the Road

Why did the turkey cross the road? Sadly, we’ll never know because it got taken out by a car – and takes out its window in the process – in the blink of an eye.

We’re going to chalk this one up to its really terrible depth perception and thinking it had a larger window to cross the asphalt. There’s a moment right before the turkey takes off that it could’ve probably briefly stopped and still made its destination. The other side of the road was just too enticing.

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